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To our concerned parents and faculty:

It has come to my attention that many of our students are in possession of “A Children’s Book of Necromancy,” written by Debrin Case and illustrated by Darcy Melton. The book encourages children to mesmerize up to twelve of their friends, then force them to unwillingly participate in ceremonies in which they reanimate the dead.

Although “A Children’s Book of Necromancy” is clearly marked “Not recommended for children” on the cover, it is a coloring book and sells for just $12 from Open Heart Publishing, an amount any child can save from their allowance.

The inherent danger of this book cannot be overstated, and parents should closely monitor their children’s phone calls and activities. Make sure you know where your child is going and what they are doing. If they seem confused or are acting strange, they may have become a victim of a necromancer.

If your child exhibits any of the following signs, especially following a telephone conversation, do not permit them to leave the house, and call a local clergy member to assist with exorcism.

· Swirling spirals in place of eyes
· Sudden willingness to follow commands
· Insistence upon leaving the house without a specified destination
· Penchant for dark robes
· Chanting or humming

As long as these reanimation ceremonies are kept to a minimum, our students need not fear the zombie horde. I know we can count on your help in these troubled times.

Sincerely,

Dr. Nigel Newsom
Headmaster, Schadenfreude Academy

I recently asked all the authors from An Honest Lie, Vol. 1: Encouraging the Delinquency of Your Inner Child to answer the same question: How do you think your work for An Honest Lie relates to the theme Encouraging the Delinquency of Your Inner Child?

As you read these answers, don’t forget that you can help your favorite author win a book deal with Open Heart Publishing by either leaving a comment through their voting and purchase portal, here: http://ahlvol1vote.debrincase.com/, which is good for one point, or by purchasing your copy of An Honest Lie through their portal for 500 points.

Enjoy, and keep an eye on this blog, because The Children’s Book of Necromancy is coming soon!

Ilan Herman, author of Dilemma, said, “My protagonist in Dilemma starts out encouraging the delinquency of his inner child by being a calloused corporate lawyer. As the story evolves, he grows up and realizes what a jerk he’d become … and where the healing for him begins. ”

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Bob Clark, who penned Whatever Lulu Wants, had this to say. “I think that every character in my story Whatever Lulu Wants has an inner and outer child who is very delinquent. I often have no heroes in my stories because I am a closet delinquent and my characters live my inner child’s life.”

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Eric Trant, who wrote The Apple Tree, said, “The Apple Tree involves two boys who question the ultimate authority: The Almighty God of Heaven and Universe. And isn’t that the definition of our childhood delinquencies, to question authority, and with the impudence of youth believe we know better? These are my insolent, delinquent youths. They’re geniuses. Because they say so.”

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The Apple Tree illustration by Eric Carbrey

The mind behind Gran’s Prophesy, C.B. Calsing, said, “Children are creators. They create everyday, whether it’s playing house with friends or baking mud pies. Adults, on the other hand, generally do not create. Very few try to find some sort of outlet for that spark that used to burn so brightly as a child. One speaker I saw at a recent International Reading Association workshop pointed out that adults always promise themselves they’ll start journaling or taking a class to learn pottery or painting or whatever — trying desperately to find that drive to create they had as children — but they seldom take it to the next level.
I am very fortunate to be able to write fiction. I like to think that the childishness in me never died like it has in some people. The plays I performed on the lawn in the yard when I was six and seven are replaced by these flights of inked fancy. I think in writing, I continuously encourage the delinquency of my inner minor (she drinks quite a lot). In that way, I am a lot like Keldon/ Rupert in “Gran’s Prophecy.” We both had dreams as children and found ways to make those dreams work as adults without crushing the innocence and brightness within. Keldon/ Rupert allows himself, as an adult, the same hope, the same drive to imagine and create, that he had as a child. For this, initially he is ostracized, but when he finds the proper outlet, he is accepted.
I hope that readers take away from this the idea that it is okay to be a little crazy. It is okay to play with mud and laugh hysterically. It is okay to try to fit on a Big Wheel and ride around the block. We all need that release of childishness to give us balance. Like Keldon/ Rupert, we all need to remember our dreams as children and let out inner child out to create again.”

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M.E. Johnson, the author of Crossing the Guard and senior editor at Open Heart Publishing, said, “As a child, there was not only the self encouraged delinquency that could be found in all of us, there was also the urge to drag others into joining us in those same-said high-jinks. Somehow, it was always much more fun when you could get others involved in it. I think that directly relates to my work for An Honest Lie. Part of my job is finding good authors to publish, good authors to join in the high-jinks going on at An Honest Lie.”

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Crossing the Guard illustration by Kelly Jacobi

Robert Dean, who wrote Blue Eyeliner, said, “I’m a 13-year-old boy trapped in a 28-year-old man’s body. It’s hard for me to even admit I’m a man. How I ever got to adult status is beyond me or my comprehension.”

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Alexander Francani, the author of Honey, Legos, a Squirrel, Marcus, and Me, said, “I have an old man that is grieving after the death of his beloved wife. She was the only good thing in his life, then she died. He is broken down by life. Most people would say that there is a grieving period and when that is over, it is time to move on with life again. Well, our hero decides to place himself in fake comas so his daughter will take care of him. An outsider would find this to be quite childish. However, he is not a child, nor is he acting like a child. He is a self-indulgent old man who’s broken and afraid to or unwilling to be fixed. It isn’t until later on in the story that he is blessed with childish inclinations again. He goes to McDonald’s, orders a Happy meal, and learns about Love. I believe that a child, and the delinquency thereof, is the beautiful resilliance and faith that allows a person to bounce back from even the greatest of tragedies. Children don’t yet know that giving up is an option. So they live. In my story, it took a child, to teach my old man to live again. Oh crap. That sounds trite and overwrought.”

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Victoria Joyner, who penned July Burning Bright, said, “Everybody will go screwy for something. Over a girl. Or a big brother who’s always been everything you’re not. Or because a holiday just has to live up to expectations. Or just because it’s summertime and summer was made for misbehavior. Considering what we’ll do when we’re older, know better, and no longer laugh when someone says “Uranus” (or aren’t supposed to), it’s pretty clear the inner child doesn’t need much encouragement to step into the limelight … a very gentle shoulder tap will do.”

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July Burning Bright illustration by Erin Marissa Russell

Germaine Shames, who wrote Counter-Indications of Trance on the Male Libido, said, “In my story, Counter-Indications of Trance on the Male Libido, under hypnosis the subconcious mind of a grown man comes out to play like a delinquent child. Naughty, naughty…”

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Alyssa Cooper, the author of My Dead Isn’t Dead, had this to say. “In my story, the narrator does as most children do when confronted with a situation that defies reality: she accepted it. Rather than taking an introspective approach to what has happened or questioning her own involvement in creating the situation, the narrator responds by placing the problem where she does not have to analyze her own actions. Never at any point does she begin to question how she might have gone about things a different way or what could have prevented things from transpiring in the manner they do. Essentially, the narrator remains in an altered state of logic, unable to recognize that it was her own flaws that cause this catalytic reaction in her malleable reality.”

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William Terry, who wrote Situational Dyslexia, said, “Well, this is a question that I have asked myself several times. Situational Dyslexia is a story that ties together self-sabotage and insecurity. In my opinion, irrational action, like setting your house on fire to avoid a girlfriend, is something I could see myself doing when I was very young. I am twenty-six now, but I definitely would have done this at twenty-five. My inner child is a delinquent anyway, a delinquent with a book of matches and a mind that forgets where he put the gasoline.”

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From left: Erin Marissa Russell, Melissa Cantrelle, Alyssa Cooper, Rhia Johnson, Eric Trant, Jon C. Forisha, ME Johnson

Way back in July of this year, several of the Dallas-local authors of An Honest Lie, Vol. 1 met with publisher and fellow author Debrin Case and editors ME and Rhia Johnson at Liberty Hall to rub elbows so when we have events things won’t be all awkward. Also because we are an incredibly talented lot, and it’s always good to share drinks and discussion with a table of authors, editors, and publishers.

You can read Eric Trant’s musings on the evening at his blog, Digging With the Worms.

I’d like to say, before you read Eric’s blog and start wondering, that I only carry batteries in my purse (both AA and AAA) because I usually need them for my digital camera or voice recorder. I have another job as managing editor at the Brookhaven Courier, and it’s the end of the world if my voice recorder runs out of batteries.

From left: Erin Marissa Russell, Melissa Cantrelle, Alyssa Cooper, and Rhia Johnson.

At the time, I was an artist for An Honest Lie- Rhia Johnson was the junior editor as well as an author- and it was fascinating to hear the authors talk about their stories. I’d already drawn the illustrations, based on a scene Debrin had described, but I didn’t know who the people were, what was happening, or even what the stories were really about. The authors had a lot of fun hearing about one another’s work, too.

Don’t forget to support your favorite contributor to An Honest Lie, Vol. 1 by doing one or both of the following:
* Leave them a comment by clicking their name on this link: http://ahlvol1vote.debrincase.com/. A comment earns them one point toward a book deal with Open Heart Publishing.
* Purchase An Honest Lie, Vol. 1 through their portal by clicking on their name here: http://ahlvol1vote.debrincase.com/. A purchase earns them 500 points toward a book deal with Open Heart Publishing!

Also, there are only 95 days left to work on submissions for An Honest Lie, Vol. 2: they’re due March 15, 2010. Read over the submission guidelines here: http://anhonestlie.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/its-that-time-again/

Things are happening here at OHP, and as such, there are several positions just waiting to be filled by the right author, artist, editor, or salesperson. Check out the opportunities below and don’t be afraid to send a letter of interest- we don’t bite (much).

Writers and Illustrators

Open Heart Publishing is recruiting four people to form a creative production team.

Must be comfortable working on a managed and controlled product with expectations for results and serious deadlines.
Product is serialized fiction, setting is modern and based around a specific location and a diverse cast of characters; the “story collections” created with this team will be linear and as such the changes to characters within the story will have unique effects to plotline and development. Authors chosen for this episodic serial will receive full credit for the pieces.

To be considered for this position with Open Heart Publishing

Writers please submit 3 written examples as attachments in a .doc or .docx format, these examples must be
1. Real Life essay
(Humorous encounters from real life only 2,000 words or less)
2. Fiction
(Preferably fantasy fiction. In the areas of contemporary and urban tales, surrealism, magical realism, modern age fairytales, and folktales)
(3,000 words minimum – 5,000 words maximum)
3. The Pitch
(pitch us an interesting story concept revolving around “the heart of a butterfly” 1000 words or less)

Illustrators please send us 3 black and white illustrations of
1. A woman’s hand
2. A housecat
3. The interior of a bathroom in a small apartment
Please keep these illustrations simple and quick.

Send your submission packet to
ohpcareers@debrincase.com
Pay structure is royalty based.
Production begins May 1st 2010, so apply now.
Telecommuting is ok

Promotions

O.H.P. is looking for talented individuals who love the arts, namely the literary arts. These passionate people can help us expand our ever growing fan-base, and we can in turn compensate them handsomely for their efforts. If you are interested in learning more about this exciting position with O.H.P. send an email to ohpcareers@debrincase.com