Magical tomes, dark secrets, an army of zombies mystical rituals held in the dark of night by black cloaked figures, a science lesson … wait,

what?

Librarians the world over are finding the Children’s Book of Necromancy a shocking surprise. Within the pages of this modern magical grimoire are secrets librarians’ never thought they would find.

“I was stunned,” one hapless librarian told me when I interviewed her. “And then I was, appalled, then I was surprised and then I was intrigued, after that there was acceptance and recovery. I still don’t know who could have written such a thing, but I am glad they did. We have to break out of our old ways of thinking and accept this new way of doing things. Raising the dead isn’t always the horror show we think it’s going to be. Libraries and bookstores everywhere should pick up this book.”

“Yeah, I get it,” said another librarian, “I am still shocked though.”

The debate is hot and heavy but I can see a common consensus amongst the masses, you HAVE to check out this book. Penned by a mysterious publishing mogul from right here in the great Metroplex and his loyal minions the Children’s Book of Necromancy is a must read for children and parents alike. It takes you on a wild ride of bullying, betrayal, determination, revenge, and science. It whips you from one emotion to the next and in the end teaches you, dear reader, how to raise the dead.

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