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Librarians Everywhere Shocked by the Children’s Book of Necromancy

Posted on Tuesday, March 8, 2011 in A Children's Book of Necromancy

Magical tomes, dark secrets, an army of zombies mystical rituals held in the dark of night by black cloaked figures, a science lesson … wait,

Shocked Librarians

Shocked Librarians

what?

Librarians the world over are finding the Children’s Book of Necromancy a shocking surprise. Within the pages of this modern magical grimoire are secrets librarians’ never thought they would find.

“I was stunned,” one hapless librarian told me when I interviewed her. “And then I was, appalled, then I was surprised and then I was intrigued, after that there was acceptance and recovery. I still don’t know who could have written such a thing, but I am glad they did. We have to break out of our old ways of thinking and accept this new way of doing things. Raising the dead isn’t always the horror show we think it’s going to be. Libraries and bookstores everywhere should pick up this book.”

“Yeah, I get it,” said another librarian, “I am still shocked though.”

Why so shocking ...?

Why so shocking ...?

The debate is hot and heavy but I can see a common consensus amongst the masses, you HAVE to check out this book. Penned by a mysterious publishing mogul from right here in the great Metroplex and his loyal minions the Children’s Book of Necromancy is a must read for children and parents alike. It takes you on a wild ride of bullying, betrayal, determination, revenge, and science. It whips you from one emotion to the next and in the end teaches you, dear reader, how to raise the dead.

I know you are intrigued and are dying to get your hands on this book never fear I have the inside scoop. I can get you closer than you’ve ever been to this book of pure power, I my friends and a secret minion of the Great and Fearless author of this book. Follow this link and I promise you all your dreams will come true.

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Mar 1
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It’s all about a man named Percy Freebottom

Posted on Tuesday, March 1, 2011 in Featured Author

Hey there readers, friends and fans. I know, it’s been a while since I’ve been with you. I must offer you myPercy most humble apologies. I won’t make excuses (I never do) instead I will offer you a fine story. I know you love a great story as much as I do or you wouldn’t be here. I, as your humble servant, am here to deliver.

You guys remember our friend and contributor, Eric Trant? I know you do. Not only did he win our An Honest Lie Volume One contest, he more importantly contributed not one but two amazing stories for our collections. In An Honest Lie Volume One: Encouraging the Delinquency of your Inner Child he sent us a fan favorite, “Apple Tree” about the times when our inner children get us into trouble. In An Honest Lie Volume Two: Delusions of Insignificance Eric blessed us again with a tale about a man named Percy Freebottom. Percy was the unconventional astronaut in the short “One Small Step” who managed to transport us onto the moon with nothing but the power of our minds.

Percy Freebottom, it seems, is gaining no little notoriety out there in the great wide world. He is not only the subject of one published short but also the subject of an upcoming novel and a model to boot. Yes you heard me right. Percy Freebottom has been realized in a full three dimensions by an amazing artist and fan of Mr. Freebottom. I don’t know about ya’ll but I want one.

There is a fantastic story about the origins of this amazing character piece at Eric’s blog “Digging with the Worms” which is amazing on its own.

Shit, there is a story here and I am ranting on and on (that should tell you how good this story is). Let me give space to Eric to tell it in his own words. One PSA:

We are still selling copies of An Honest Lie Volumes 1 &2. You can pick them up HERE. And we are also still accepting submissions for An Honest Lie Volume 3: Justifiable Hypocrisy. Read our submission guidelines HERE. Okay now Eric Trant:

“Percy started out not as a short story but as a novel. I got stuck, but I needed to get him onto paper, and so I wrote the short story and moved on to other projects. I told my wife about the short story and she said, Print it out. I printed it and she took it up to her work (she’s a daycare teacher) and let the other teachers read it. They loved Percy and I generated a few fans up there.

I printed another copy and took it to work and showed it to a NASA enthusiast. By enthusiast, I mean this guy has pictures of astronauts in his office, on his computer, has been to astronaut conventions and such. He dug on Percy, let his wife and kids read it, said it inspired him to dig out his old Arthur C. Clarke books. He said his wife thought of Percy when she saw a full moon. He’s the one who got me the sculpture. Don’t quit writing, he said. You have a talent. Use it.

As for the novel, I did an opening and sent it to a beta reader who has read just about everything I’ve written, and she said this was my breakout novel, by far one of the best things she’s read. She loved it! I haven’t finished the novel, but it’s still rattling around in my head wanting to get out.

The original concept was simply a name: Percy Freebottom. That’s how I start my stories — with a title. And I thought and thought about why Percy was special, what made him ~different~ from the rest of us. It was that pondering that brought about “One Small Step” and the rendering we see of Percy in that story. He’s inspiring. He’s a dreamer. He is a freaking genius who everyone thinks is crazy, insane, off his rocker, ignorable and ordinary, some hillbilly nut with a space suit.

Far from ordinary, though, Percy is one step closer to figuring out this universe. That’s his One Small Step, you know. We all think he lags behind the rest of us sometimes, but he’s up on us by one little stride.”

Percy managed to not only catch our fancy but also our hearts. We here at Open Heart Publishing are excited to see if Percy has anything else in store for us and apparently we are not the only ones.

Jan 19

In the Big Leagues

Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 in Announcements

Greetings Friends and Fans,

chapter 1We have some pretty exciting news to share with you. As of right this instant, our books are available on Amazon.com and at Barnes and Noble.com. You can pick up your favorite volume of An Honest Lie at your favorite book store and all for a reduced rate.
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An Honest Lie Volume 1: Encouraging the Delinquency of Your Inner Child includes great pieces by top of the pile authors like Brittney Dillard, Bob Clark, Robert Dean, and Will Terry. This is a “can’t miss” volume of some of the best up and coming writers in the business today.

An Honest Lie Volume 2: Delusions of Insignificance is just as exciting and features new authors like, Claire Ibarra, Cynthia Witherspoon, Patrick Scalisi, and Jessica Dunn as well as returning greats such as Eric Trant (who is also, incidentally, the winner of the coveted An Honest Lie Book Deal) and C.B. Calsing who gave us All Along the Pacific.

Wow! such great reading just sitting there waiting to be read, by you our dear faithful friends and fans. It’s only because of you that we get to do this. So keep your support efforts coming in and we will continue to thrill you with the best emerging literature.

barnes_noble_1Don’t forget, we are also taking submissions for An Honest Lie Volume 3: Justifiable Hypocrisy. We’ve seen more than a few great submissions and now, we are looking to read yours. Throw down your fanciest gauntlet and see if you have the chops to make the grade. Check out the Submission Guidelines for more information.
And now … as always it has been a thrill but we must, I’m afraid, bid you a fond farewell. Until next time dear friends and fans; until next time.

Jan 12
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What’s Going On?

Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 in Jr. Editor Blog

ohpnewlogoHey there friends and fans of Open Heart Publishing. We hope your new year is treating you right so far. Things are looking bright for us and I am here to share some of it with you today.

Last night the staff of Open Heart Publishing gathered to do some brain storming and to make some decisions about the coming months. And, because you can’t have a creative meeting and not have some fun, we celebrated not one but two birthdays. Our fearless leader Debrin turned on the eighth and our newest addition Melanie turned yesterday. Happy birthday to you both.

As you already know our An Honest Lie Volume 1 winner Eric Trant will be bringing us something amazing in the coming year. Without giving away too many details, I want to tell you that what we are looking at is simply amazing. We’re excited about it.

Also, we are working on a new project, a quarterly literary ezine called “Ramble Tree”. This is going to be a great project. And with it are going to come some great updates to our websites. Keep following us over the next 60 days or so for sneak peeks and all of the glorious details.

Debrin will soon be embarking on a bit of a walk about as well. He’s going to be visiting book stores, libraries and other places around the country promoting our work and our company. Stay tuned for his schedule and when he’s in your town drop in to say hi, and buy a book. Who knows, he may even sign one for you.

Finally, and this is amazing, one of our contributors, Cynthia Witherspoon, writing as Cynthia Gael, is in the running for The Best Young Adult award for her novel Balefire and Moonstone. Look her up and vote for her here. While you’re at it like her Facebook page as well.

Until next time … keep writing, keep reading.

Davin Kimble
Jr. Editor

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